Lady Bird

Lady Bird Johnson is the new Abraham Lincoln. I'm calling it, people.

Louie

This is my parents' dog, Louie. He's a shitzu, lhasa apso, and poodle mix. He weighs like two ounces and smells bad. He has a perpetual underbite. And most importantly, he makes cooing noises like a pigeon.

So I gave this to my mom and dad as both a timeless portrait of a beloved member of the family, and a reminder that I hold Louie in utter contempt and think he's a disgrace to the dog community.

Ok, I actually sort of like him. He's pretty cuddly.